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 10:09 | 8/Aug/2008
Software engineer and his wife  Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.Wife - would you like to have some snacks?Husband - hard disk full.Wife - have you brought the saree.Husband - Bad command or file name.Wife - but I told you about it in morningHusband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.Husband... more...
 19:43 | 29/Jul/2008
Priyanka
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 09:29 | 13/Jun/2008
GIRL
If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemanIf you don't, you are not a manIf you praise her, she thinks you are lyingIf you don't, you are good for nothingIf you agree to all her likes, you are a wimpIf you don't, you do not understandIf you visit her often, she thinks it is boringIf you don't, she accuses you of double-crossingIf you are well dressed... more...
 11:12 | 30/Dec/2007
Farewell 2007-Welcome 2008 !!!
Dear all Ilander Friends,   Wishing with you Good Bye 2007!   Let the coming year be the Harbinger of more HAPPINESS and better HEALTH & Harvest promising HOPE and path-breaking HAPPENINGS for all.   Wishing you a Great Bliss 2008!   SMILE a little bit more in 2008 than 2007…a resolution I recommend???   Cheers Kishore more...
 22:55 | 21/Nov/2007
funny
Bill Gates and Laloo's Meeting  Conversation between Bill Gates and our very own Laloo of Bihar   Gates : Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.Laloo : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance  concept. Gates : At home have u installed Windows?Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our  house. Ga... more...
 21:16 | 17/Nov/2007
amricans
A Child's Guide To United States Foreign PolicyQ: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction honey.Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction. A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.Q: But ... more...
 09:09 | 12/Nov/2007
world best friend week
                                         Your Heart is Ur Love, Your love is Ur Spouse, Your spouse is Ur Future, Your future is Ur Destiny, Your destiny is Ur Ambition, Your ambition is Ur Aspiration, Your aspiration is Ur Motivation, Your motivation is Ur Belief, Your belief is Ur Peace, Your peace is Ur Target, Your target is Heaven, ... more...
 15:59 | 10/Nov/2007
Business
A Gujarati Boy One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I"ll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived." An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that"s not correct." Then a S... more...
 09:25 | 6/Nov/2007
Diwali
Happy Diwali!!Diwali gives us an opportunity to take stock of the the good and evil within us and around us - thus gives an opportunity for meaningful and sustaining decision making for progress. Let us continue our struggle to better ourselves as well as those around us, with more vigour.Wishing you and your family a very happy and prosperous Diwa... more...
 23:22 | 4/Nov/2007
DIWALI
Roles in Heaven: Brahma Systems Installation Vishnu Systems Administration & Support Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant Saraswati Training and Knowledge Management Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist) Ganesh Quality Assurance & Documentation Narada Data transfer Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records Apsaras Dow... more...
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 shals | 14:08 | 7/Aug/2008
Friends: (203)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: writing, reading,...
Papa take me home
She sat silently under the tree sobbing; there was no one in this world who could understand the pain she went through.  She decided she will speak to the head madam today, everyone called her mam. After the breakfast while she was heading to the class, she saw mam coming from the opposite direction. Her eyes twinkled and she ran towards her and sa...  more...
 Veena Hari | 13:24 | 6/Aug/2008
Friends: (235)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: writing
As the day drags to an end and tiredness wins over energy, I attempt to rejuvenate with a warm bath. Enclosed in a box- body and mind.  Trapped in the confines of where I ought to be. My mind crosses lines rebelliously. As I feel the water from the shower slipping down my body- caressing lovingly or running away from me?Feelings appear, linger, flo...  more...
 Seema Singh | 21:52 | 3/Aug/2008
Friends: (82)  | City: Bilaspur [C.G]  | Interests: songs and reading
Mangal grah per khoje jaa rahe jeevan ki atkalon ko sunkar man men kuchch vichaar jaage hain jinhen do - chaar panktiyon me likha gayaa hai:-Dharti ho ya ho mangal,,man hai asal sukh-dukh ka mool,man hi byatha ko detaa tool parantu,jeevan ka hai yahi oosool.agar hawaa hai tumhaare pratikool,shaant rehnaa tum kuchch pal,hawaa thamkar hogi anukool,ta...  more...
 navinbhai pa... | 16:38 | 21/Jul/2008
Friends: (46)  | City: patan  | Interests: general
PYAR
NA JANE AISA KYOO HATA HAI,DIL KE KARIB RAH KE BHI AP DOOR LAGATI HO,APKO BAR BAR DEKH NE PAR BHI JI NAHI BHARATA BUS YOOHIN APKO DEKHATA RAHOON SAYAD MUJE AISA LAGATA HAI KI APSE MERA AGLE JANAM KA RISTA HAIKYA ISE PYAR KAHTE HAI , TO APSE MUJE PYAR HAITERA MUJSE HAI PAHALE SE NATA KOIYOOHIN NAHI DIL LOOBHATA KOIJANE TU YA JANE NA MUJE MERA DIL YE...  more...
 sandhyakapoor | 18:15 | 21/Jul/2008
Friends: (219)  | City: Uzbekistan  | Interests: mother from uzbek...
EVERY FRIEND IS IMPORTANT FOR ME
 EVERY FRIEND IS IMPORTANT FOR ME i am from uzbekistan. i mean mother uzbekistan and father from Punjab India. i am n.r.i. i know languages of russian, uzbek, kyrgyz, english, hindi and punjabi. all languages little bit because i spent few years in indian hostle therefore i have some command in hindi and punjabi, i can read hindi and punjabi if wri...  more...
 angel | 23:17 | 15/Jun/2008
Friends: (167)  | City: Vizag  | Interests: music,browsing,fa...
m happpeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
I am happy...... :) ....dis is my 2nd blog 2day....nt cuz m bored....bt coz m happy tht my faith is strong enuff 2 keep me from breaking down!!!!I dunno...if i really hav d will power i need....but having faith sometimes really helps.....from d past 1 week i was sooo disturbed....for things i hav done...for sufferings from things i have'nt done.......  more...
 Sakshi Malhotra | 18:55 | 28/Jul/2008
Friends: (14)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Surfing, Travelli...
Letting Go 5
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 nicholas | 13:44 | 15/Jul/2008
Friends: (44)  | City: Chennai  | Interests: Freak of Nature..
Power pof Positive
Here are a few actions and tips to help you develop the power of positive thinking- Always use only positive words while thinking and while talking. Use words such as, 'I can', 'I am able', 'it is possible', 'it can be done', etc.- Allow into your awareness only feelings of happiness, strength and success.- Try to disregard and ignore negative thou...  more...
 madhavi | 15:27 | 16/Jul/2008
Friends: (139)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: Music
FEAR
I feared untill...........!!!I feared being aloneuntill I learned to like myself.I feared failure untill I realised that I only fail when I dont try.I feared successuntill I realised I had to try in order to be happy myself.I feared peoples opinions untill I learned that people will anyway have opinions about me anywayI feared rejection untill I le...  more...
 vijayaram reddy | 14:49 | 30/Jul/2008
Friends: (683)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Music, Poetry, ma...
BE INDIAN - BUY INDIAN
Hello Friends,YOU CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY BY FOLLOWING FEW SIMPLE STEPS:Please spare a couple of minutes here........for the sake of India ... our country.I got this article from one of my friend, but it's true, I can see this from day to day life,Small exampleBefore 5 months                              1 CAN $ = IND Rs 32...  more...
 munna verma | 16:13 | 5/Jul/2008
Friends: (17)  | City: Aurangabad  | Interests: music
GAJAL
teri yaad yaad yaadteri yaad yaadteri yaad yaadteri yaad yaadteri yaad yaadteri yaad yaad teri yaad yaadteri yaad yaadteri yaad yaadpade sang jeena hai jasbaad yaarkoi aaye na tere baad yaarhar waqt kambhakt tadpaaye teri yaad yaad teri yaad yaadteri yaad yaadteri yaad yaadteri yaad yaad teri yaad yaadteri yaad yaadteri yaad yaadjahaan bhi gaya mai...  more...
 qureshi yaseen | 21:53 | 29/Jul/2008
Friends: (7)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: blogs,net chating...
The human body
The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection ofhuman body facts will leave you wondering why we were designed the way we are.1.Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.2.The largest cell in the human body is the female egg.3.The smallest is the male sperm.4.You use 200 muscles to take one step.5.The average woma...  more...
 anugupta | 16:00 | 10/Jun/2008
Friends: (8)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: Reading, writing ...
Jigar Muradabadi
Naa fikre manzil naa hoshe zaada-e-manzil (Manzil ka raasta) mujheJaa raha hoon jis taraf le ja raha hai dil mujheAb zaban bhi baksh deada e shukr ke kabil mujhedard baksha hai agar tune bajaye dil mujheKhoone-Dil rag rag mein jam kar reh gaya is waham sek kahin badh k seene se na laga le mera katil mujheYeh bhi kya manzar hainnaa hat te hain naa b...  more...
 sonal | 07:20 | 1/Aug/2008
Friends: (68)  | City: Gandhinagar  | Interests: touring,Book read...
god......please let us be together soon....
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 Priya | 15:40 | 17/Jun/2008
Friends: (40)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: Listening music, ...
Relationship
 I came across this write up on net written by Sh. Makarand Paranjape and wanted to share with all fellow ilanders. Relationships are central to our existence, yet no intimate relationship is simple or can be taken for granted. Building healthy relationships needs work, patience, tolerance and compassion.Relationships are one of the most difficult ...  more...
 Sami Ahmed | 09:04 | 22/Jul/2008
Friends: (601)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Writing, Reading ...
When They Got Married
When they got married, both of them brought in their dreams into their marriage.After the engagement and before the marriage, which is naughtily called as probation period by some people, Sujit, during one of those meetings at restaurents, had asked his fiancee, “How do you want me to be after our marriage? Do I have to change myself in any manner?...  more...
 Deepti Sharma | 18:26 | 1/Jul/2008
Friends: (129)  | City: Agra  | Interests: Journlism
A Friend
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 RAMESH | 21:53 | 6/Aug/2008
Friends: (151)  | City: Baroda  | Interests: health,astrology,...
LEARN...IF U CAN...
Pl read ...Lying in bed, I was asking myself, what are some of the secrets of success in life? I found the answers right there, in my room: The fan said: be cool. The roof said: aim high. The window said: see the world. The clock said: every minute is precious. The mirror said: reflect before you act. The calendar said: be updated. The light said: ...  more...
 Mumbaikar bi... | 16:19 | 22/Jul/2008
Friends: (117)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Ek Dum Streagth B...
Chat bole tou Waat...................
Are o Pakiya idhaar baith jaldi se idhaar baith…apun ko tere se ek mast baat bolne ka hai…Are apun ka tou sir ghoom rela hai baap….yaar kal ka baat hai ye apun computer pe idhaar-udhaar dekh rela tha ki tabhiz apun ko udhaar Chaat ka kholi mila bole tou idhaar aane ka aur chatting karne ka kya…a..re wo wala chat nahi  re bole tou computer pe chaat ...  more...
 parthasarath... | 01:54 | 8/Aug/2008
Friends: (145)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: poetry & literature
The divine light
 The divine lightA stone became a flower!Leaves appeared on a dead tree!The entire desert turned an oasis!!Life got its meaning!Living itself is a joy!Beauty in the eyes & fragrance in the breath!!Every step is a moving forward!Every next moment is discovery!    Every eye presenting a smile!!Keep your wand of blessings on me!I am grateful!!        ...  more...
 Chitra | 21:24 | 17/Jun/2008
Friends: (49)  | City: Thiruvananthapuram  | Interests: music,movies,book...
guys tell me...
love  has  no  reason,if  it has its  not love .Anyone can fall in love. i   know you  will  agree  to it.Now my problem  is  that i have a crush  on  one  of  the guys in my college. He  hardly  knows  me. i dont know  whether   it will  look   good     if  i tell him straight    away  -  about my lust  for him.We have friends  in common.They offe...  more...
 vaishali jene | 15:34 | 24/Jul/2008
Friends: (61)  | City: Bhopal  | Interests: student.18yrs. vi...
personal
I wear a size 32D bra. I have real good body and nice size breast How do you keep   breasts from bouncing while joging? Seriously, I need some suggestions for this. I wear a sports bra but as a full breasted girl they still are bouncing around ehile jogging..  Pls any advice would help!    more...
 archana | 18:47 | 26/Jun/2008
Friends: (39)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: Books,Blogs.
IQ question!
 A rich man needs-----. A poor man has ----- if u eat ------u die! only one word sits in all the three blanks!! can  anyone tell me?  more...
 Monalisa Smile | 18:46 | 6/Aug/2008
Friends: (160)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: Taking pleasure i...
Monalisa Angry !!
Carpathian Bashi-bazouk! Dictatorial duck billed diplodocus! Miserable blundering barbecued blister . . . Anamorphic aardvark! Dunder-headed Ethelred! Addle-pated lump of anthracite! Nitwitted ninepin! Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!Ten Thousand Thundering Typhoons! Ahem....Lassies and lassas...no no, Captain Haddock has not taken ov...  more...
 swati rohatgi | 23:18 | 29/Jul/2008
Friends: (443)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: to have fun, shar...
Terminator- 34
Ok ok, thats the training batch ID to which I belonged T34. No there were not 34 of us from whichever end or middle you might count. I was off to the other end of India for the training. The executive hostel where we stayed had no wi-fi so after a long break of 19 days amback to civilisation. From initial furtive steps to Charlie"s Angels, Chomu an...  more...
 candies alla... | 14:51 | 14/May/2008
Friends: (127)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Reading, going fo...
Smart Old Woman
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.......... Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?" Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding."  Older Woman: "Oh, I see." Officer: "Can I see your license please?" Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." Officer: "Don't have one? " Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. " Office...  more...
 harjot kaur | 12:33 | 23/Jun/2008
Friends: (13)  | City: patiala  | Interests: gardenening, walk...
man vs woman
I Often hear in media and around me people talking abt equality between man and woman and man doing injustice to women. I dont want to justify any stand on whose better and whose equalco0z looking back at history rather mythology women have been associated with shakti, the energy of man and ardhanarishvar avatar of lord shiva proves equality betwee...  more...
 sangeetha | 18:18 | 15/Jul/2008
Friends: (84) 
SECRET OF WEDDING RING?
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?   There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese…… Thumb represents your parentsSecond (index) finger represents your siblingsMiddle finger represents your selfFourth (ring) finger represents your life partnerAnd the last (little) finger represents your children Firstly...  more...
 Raut Vilas | 10:15 | 3/Aug/2008
Friends: (427)  | City: Pune  | Interests: swimmig,Reading,T...
A HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
  A happy mind is the greatest   did to a healty   body………. Happy friedship day to all my dear friends………....vilas                      more...
 dinky royal | 22:02 | 2/Jun/2008
Friends: (28)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: music
love
i am really doubtful that love ever exists in the world . where every relation starts n ends with selfish motives . n where girl is genuine boy is not n vice versa . still every girl n boy on streets in every corner are busy with their mobile BF or Gf .        more...
 Manu Nair | 23:16 | 7/Aug/2008
Friends: (675)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Writing,reading,s...
Best Bet-For the Sri Lankan Team
What's the Best Bet for the Sri Lankan Team-would they indeed go out for an all-out win during the last test match or would they go in for a Draw which would also stand them in good stead for the Champions Trophy though the chances of holding the Champions Trophy tournament in Sri Lanka are high rather than in Pakistan. As Sri Lanka does have good ...  more...
 Mira Iyer | 22:11 | 3/Aug/2008
Friends: (192)  | City: Boston  | Interests: Music,books
Waiting for you
Let me first give a small intro about this work.At the age of 25 I have already come across multiple extra marital relationships...friends,friends of friends. What could be the root cause of all this?Unhappy marriages? The after effect of an ill-fit "arranged" marriage?Or that people just get plain bored with their boring old lives and want some fu...  more...
 kpy k | 09:44 | 16/Jun/2008
Friends: (5)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: music books travel
why?
What is the reason behind this?Everyday i meet lots of people , answer their emails but one day i was just stopped on one name i just saw the name and it was very clear in my mind that i know this person from years, but the actual thing was i never ever know there was person of this name on earth. I send him a meg. and we speak on phone as he is on...  more...
 Vichitra Gupta | 19:25 | 16/Jul/2008
Friends: (229)  | City: B H I W A N I ( HARYANA)  | Interests: bhajan,sahitya,de...
RAKHWALA
तेरे नैना कà¥à¤¯à¥‚ठभर आये, तेरे नैना कà¥à¤¯à¥‚ठभर आये,वो है सबका रखवाला तू , काहे को घबराये .ये आसूठऔर ये दà¥à¤– सारे , ले जा पà¥à¤°à¤­à¥ के दà¥à¤µà¤¾à¤°à¥‡ ,वो ही टू...  more...
 Skiyajudeen | 09:04 | 7/Aug/2008
Friends: (118)  | City: Chennai(Madras)  | Interests: Shopping, music,c...
A time to die...
Why? Why? Tell me …Everyday I miss u .When I wake up, u are in my mind first. When I sleep u are in my dreams. When I do anything u are in my mind always. When I see anyone I thought about u, imagine that was you. When I go on the street u are in my mind. Although everywhere I have u in my mind….Why ??Why u could talk with anyone but me ? Why u...  more...
 Poonam | 11:35 | 18/Jul/2008
Friends: (81)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Music, singing.
         its easy to blame othersas it is easy to make errorbut the truth prevails; and hencei can't be blamed for allthat has happenedbut, if it is for the love between usthen i can take any blameeven if its an errorfor i want The love to live longits easy to say it'sall my faultfor we all know thatit wa'st my faultfor the fault that has happenedb...  more...
 namita | 18:02 | 30/Jun/2008
Friends: (88)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: SW-Eng delhi. 40'...
hi
hi please do comments and suggestions by  more...
 nitin bhatnagar | 20:24 | 25/Jun/2008
Friends: (249)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: listening music, ...
Let's Laugh.....
Prescription for cyanide A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." Please click here to read the full post  more...
 Meera Warrier | 20:04 | 23/Jul/2008
Friends: (54)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Let us live so th...
              I was waiting for my turn to come with that card in my hand.  I somehow felt proud of myself (only few times I felt so!).  I had a feeling that I should have done this earlier itself.  I   But I wanted to do this at least once if not more.  When a circular was there on our notice board declaring that there will be a blood donation cam...  more...
 simi | 16:16 | 20/Mar/2008
Friends: (244)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Astro science,num...
GR8Gang
    Hey u all    join me   Join me on Gr8Gang http://www.gr8gang.com/gangs/azaljeetsin gh  more...
 sun comp | 16:53 | 12/May/2008
Friends: (73)  | City: Pune  | Interests: cricket
cricket
Hi Friends! A journey to thousand miles always begins with the first step and it is this step that is of maximum importance. Cricket is a beautiful game and the chance to play in England is an opportunity of a lifetime.            As a part of our develo