One night a guy dropped his girlfriend
at her home.
As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front
door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood.

With an air of
confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her
"Honey, would you give me a kiss?"

Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad?
My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
He asked grinning at her.

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"


"Oh come on!

There's nobody around, they're all
sleeping!".

"No way, it's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I
love you so much?!?".

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just
can't!".

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"No, no. I just can't" "I'm
begging you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on,
and

The girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled,
And in a sleepy voice she said,

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a
kiss, or I can do it. Or if need Be, mom says she can come down herself and do
it, but for God's sake and all of
ours....