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By kishore gupta 22:55 | 21/Nov/2007 |
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funny
Bill Gates and Laloo's
Meeting
Conversation between Bill
Gates and our very own Laloo of Bihar
Gates : Namaskar! you must have heard
of Windows.
Laloo : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window
clearance concept.
Gates : At home have u installed
Windows?
Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in
our house.
Gates(Confused) : Then what is the
system you operate on?
Laloo : OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last
month.
Gates(Sweating) : Hope the internet is
being used a lot in India.
Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems
many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates: By the year 2000 India should
export computer chips.
Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle
Chips.
Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you
regularly use LapTops?
Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my
lap.
Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief
Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and
ROM.
Laloo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly
available in A.P..
Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would
like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo: I have
exhuasted all my leave.
Gates: I have no energy left,
let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence.
I will not bite.
Gates: (System Crashes and Found
Missing).
"Windows is restarting.Please wait........
....."
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