If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don't, you do not understand

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect
her

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to
wait

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality
time"

If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are
girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are
cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking
advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack
ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for
seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of
flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just
admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

That's A GIRL!

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