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 09:29 | 13/Jun/2008
GIRL
If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemanIf you don't, you are not a manIf you praise her, she thinks you are lyingIf you don't, you are good for nothingIf you agree to all her likes, you are a wimpIf you don't, you do not understandIf you visit her often, she thinks it is boringIf you don't, she accuses you of double-crossingIf you are well dressed... more...
 11:12 | 30/Dec/2007
Farewell 2007-Welcome 2008 !!!
Dear all Ilander Friends,   Wishing with you Good Bye 2007!   Let the coming year be the Harbinger of more HAPPINESS and better HEALTH & Harvest promising HOPE and path-breaking HAPPENINGS for all.   Wishing you a Great Bliss 2008!   SMILE a little bit more in 2008 than 2007…a resolution I recommend???   Cheers Kishore more...
 22:55 | 21/Nov/2007
funny
Bill Gates and Laloo's Meeting  Conversation between Bill Gates and our very own Laloo of Bihar   Gates : Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.Laloo : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance  concept. Gates : At home have u installed Windows?Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our  house. Ga... more...
 21:16 | 17/Nov/2007
amricans
A Child's Guide To United States Foreign PolicyQ: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction honey.Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction. A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.Q: But ... more...
 09:09 | 12/Nov/2007
world best friend week
                                         Your Heart is Ur Love, Your love is Ur Spouse, Your spouse is Ur Future, Your future is Ur Destiny, Your destiny is Ur Ambition, Your ambition is Ur Aspiration, Your aspiration is Ur Motivation, Your motivation is Ur Belief, Your belief is Ur Peace, Your peace is Ur Target, Your target is Heaven, ... more...
 15:59 | 10/Nov/2007
Business
A Gujarati Boy One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I"ll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived." An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that"s not correct." Then a S... more...
 09:25 | 6/Nov/2007
Diwali
Happy Diwali!!Diwali gives us an opportunity to take stock of the the good and evil within us and around us - thus gives an opportunity for meaningful and sustaining decision making for progress. Let us continue our struggle to better ourselves as well as those around us, with more vigour.Wishing you and your family a very happy and prosperous Diwa... more...
 23:22 | 4/Nov/2007
DIWALI
Roles in Heaven: Brahma Systems Installation Vishnu Systems Administration & Support Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant Saraswati Training and Knowledge Management Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist) Ganesh Quality Assurance & Documentation Narada Data transfer Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records Apsaras Dow... more...
 23:53 | 2/Nov/2007
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 09:15 | 29/Oct/2007
Kiss
The Door Bell One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?" Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My ... more...
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 Skiyajudeen | 21:43 | 12/Jun/2008
Friends: (56)  | City: Chennai(Madras)  | Interests: Shopping, music,c...
I am a mad person.
Stop...stop all....  more...
 Poonam | 09:34 | 6/Jan/2008
Friends: (43)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Music, singing.
             Did u know; baby I am in love with youDo u know; I am in love; with all my beingYou should know; baby am still waitingYou should know; that I tried like hell May be its All my fault; I still didn’t sayDid u know I dreamt; making life with youdo u know; if u don’t be mine; I may not liveYou should know; that I am good as youYou should k...  more...
 namita | 15:21 | 25/Dec/2007
Friends: (61)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: SW-Eng delhi. 40'...
health
Measuring- bra sizeThere are 2 variables we need to  determine to correctly find your bra and cup size.  These variables are your frame size and your chest+breast size 1. Determine Frame & Bra SizeThe frame size is the diameter around your chest JUST BELOW your breasts.  Using the tape measure, measure around your ribcage directly under your breast...  more...
 nitin bhatnagar | 19:13 | 12/Jun/2008
Friends: (226)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: listening music, ...
Basic rules followed in New Delhi
1. The Other Side Law: If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut.2. The Queue Nahin Rule:If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.3. The Mind over Matter Law:If a re...  more...
 Meera Warrier | 18:06 | 12/Jun/2008
Friends: (22)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Varied
Taayi
          Mrs. Apte was sitting next to me today.  Usually, it was the place for Taayi....Whomever knows her calls her Taayi....I too called her so.....She was almost 61 I believe.....never missed this train or seat as far as I can remember.  I greeted her every morning and was always welcomed with a pleasant smile.  She always had a small prayer b...  more...
 simi | 16:16 | 20/Mar/2008
Friends: (224)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Astro science,num...
GR8Gang
    Hey u all    join me   Join me on Gr8Gang http://www.gr8gang.com/gangs/azaljeetsin gh  more...
 sun comp | 16:53 | 12/May/2008
Friends: (72)  | City: Pune  | Interests: cricket
cricket
Hi Friends! A journey to thousand miles always begins with the first step and it is this step that is of maximum importance. Cricket is a beautiful game and the chance to play in England is an opportunity of a lifetime.            As a part of our development activity, every year our club organizes a cricket tour to England in the months of July & ...  more...
 Vincent Abraham | 08:43 | 4/Jun/2008
Friends: (147)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Business, Stamps,...
Blue Chip Expert - Million Ready Minds
Dear IBIBO Friends,I hope and trust this note finds you well.You may be interested in a new site I was introduced to called Blue Chip Expert.  They have a community concept called Million Ready Minds, and the premise of Million Ready Minds is that a great many professionals are frustrated in their inability to find project work that maximizes their...  more...
 RAGHUPAT | 08:23 | 12/Jun/2008
Friends: (71)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: "I dare to dream"...
SMS COLLECTION PART 2
hi pals, how are you thankx for your reply.to my last post now with new ones i am back.what is wrong in earning while on net for paying nothing. just visit and earn money.click:: http://raghupat.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/30/earn-i n-internet.htmlSMS Collection Part 2. read and enjoy.HAVE PATIENCE TO READ THEM AS I HAVENT EDITED THEM-----------ST...  more...
 dhrubo | 13:19 | 12/Jun/2008
Friends: (141)  | City: NOIDA  | Interests: In my small world...
An Old Story
Hello Friends, Good Morning to all of you. I am still enjoying my holidays at my son's place at Bengalore. To he has not taken his laptop with him, I thought of making use of it and wish each one of you a very Good Morning, I am sure you all in good health and high sprits. Here is a small story - An Old Story: The Ant works hard in the withering he...  more...
 Vikas Gurung | 16:21 | 26/May/2008
Friends: (9)  | City: NOIDA  | Interests: Music, photograph...
http://www.moneycosmos.com/?r=344534
26/05/2008   Hi, Friends,   Now Earn Money Online! No Registration Fees. Guaranteed Payments by using following:   http://www.moneycosmos.com/?r=344534  more...
 siddharth mi... | 17:18 | 15/Oct/2007
Friends: (18)  | City: Baroda  | Interests: reading...writing...
nature
silence of nature !  more...
 medha N | 19:29 | 23/Apr/2008
Friends: (196)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Love music, paint...
I, Me, Mine! Why?
My dad always told-"there is just a hairline difference between a genius and a mad" and both of them actually never realized that they were one of these. The best part is that all others out their thought themselves either to be a genius or a mad. Now if they really realize that they are either of these then I bet they are actually nothing.I am wri...  more...
 Seena Vincent | 21:32 | 10/Jun/2008
Friends: (866)  | Interests: Internet Money
Affiliate Marketing Income for Rediff Bl...
RediffLand Bloggers also can make an extra income by promoting products and services that is related to their blog subject. Have the additional revenue stream simply by working from the comfort of your home. You can even earn 10,000.00 - 20,000.00 a month without much efforts.This is an abstract of blog post that have appeared on the blog Affiliate...  more...
 raunek kanth... | 22:48 | 30/Mar/2008
Friends: (71)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Just wanna be 'HE...
The final beckon..
 The final beckon... Every day I  walk this road with a regretful heart,With thoughts of the moments when we moved apart. I pass by the remains of my broken dreams,my reflection mocks at me and tears come to brim. Then a little smile comes to my face,I  think  about the time we used to embrace, Suddenly I find myself amidst some crowd,Yet feeling l...  more...
 Jein Rajan | 18:34 | 17/Dec/2007
Friends: (270)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Music, photograph...
Destination Chithirapuram
If you are looking for a perfect vacation, or rather a rejuvenating vacation. Then the Kerala tour offers its Chithirapuram hill tour that is a perfect way to wash away all your fatigue and monotony. Only at a distance of 10 Kms from Munnar, this sleepy little hill town is a paradisiacal retreat that offers you the best of nature and its beauty. In...  more...
 yellowflower | 14:14 | 25/Apr/2008
Friends: (167)  | City: Other  | Interests: To have passion, ...
My Garden
A year passed by since i had been on iland and i had the opportunity to meet so many wonderful people here.......abundantly talented and blessed ones........varied interests....who made my garden so colorful and full of different fragrances!!!!!!They are "My treasures on iland" and my life........... Aameen:  A wonderful romantic poet....whenever i...  more...
 velan | 12:59 | 25/Feb/2008
Friends: (378)  | City: Chennai  | Interests: Music,Sports, Che...
How Heavy is a Glass of Water
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it.""If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an h...  more...
 kareena | 16:54 | 23/Jan/2008
Friends: (20)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: music,reading,pho...
PYAR
MOHABBAT ME IMTAHAN ASAN NAHI, PYAR SIRF PANE KA HI NAM NAHI, MUDDATE BEET JATI HAI KISI KE INTZAR ME, YE SIRF PAL DO PAL KA KAM NAHI.........................  more...
 sonu chandla | 16:03 | 28/May/2008
Friends: (275)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Music, Dance, rea...
Show the world what you can do
Talent Trove Inc. (www.talenttrove.com) is building the largest online talent community in the world, making it the preferred destination for people of all ages to showcase their diverse creative abilities.   We are looking for talented individuals of all kinds to join our community and get a shot at being discovered.  We provide the ideal platform...  more...
 Binu Abraham | 14:11 | 30/Apr/2008
Friends: (822)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Reading
Check ur mobile is original or not
Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears. It is a 15 digit serial number. Then check the 7th and 8th numbers:IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 02 or 20 this means your cell phone was assembled in Gray market which is very Bad qualityIF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 08 or 80 this mean...  more...
 datanentrygo | 07:49 | 19/Mar/2008
Friends: (314)  | City: Ranchi  | Interests: computerjobs
Jobs of editorial proofreading.
Jobs of editorial proofreading. Editorial proofreaders they can also recommend changes in word choice or inappropriate punctuation. Jobs of editorial proofreading. http://jobcenter.webs.com/pr.htm  more...
 kamalesh | 07:42 | 12/Feb/2008
Friends: (345)  | City: Madurai  | Interests: chatting
online earnings only for indians
Dear friends,                    All of you listen me. easy way online earning business in india for indians only. my earning growth starts from January.Rs.140/=only is your investment it gives life long income.If you like visit:www.skamarajan.cash2all.com    more...
 sonam | 10:09 | 8/Apr/2008
Friends: (114)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: books,music, and ...
last month
I am really sorry that i was not able to read your blogs for the last month as I was little busy due to the fest going on . now i am relaxed and once again a big hi to all my friends. hope you missed me , just kidding , take care and have fun  more...
 K Nagesh | 22:33 | 28/Mar/2008
Friends: (389)  | City: BANGALORE  | Interests: Music (Karnatak),...
JEEVAN TARANG
A Deferred Annuity Plan  from Life Insurance Corporation of India (LIC) that offers youLife Insurance Coverage right from day 1 of commencementy till your 100 years of age,Bonus on the full insured amount for the full Premium Payment Term (PPT) you have chosen that could be 10 or 15 or 20 years,Tax-free Annuity (Annual Payment) @ 5.5 % of the sum i...  more...
 tincy | 16:46 | 1/Apr/2008
Friends: (122)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: I am SW-Eng. & in...
Vaginal inflammation
 Symptoms     Irritation and itching of the genital area Inflammation (irritation, redness, and swelling) of the labia majora, labia minora, or perineal area Vaginal discharge Foul vaginal odor Discomfort or burning when urinating Exams and Tests     Prevention     Use of a condom during sexual intercourse can prevent most sexually transmitted vagi...  more...
 Ritesh Gupta | 14:36 | 5/Jun/2008
Friends: (29)  | City: Agra  | Interests: Internet, Music &...
Ghalib Bhi Urdu ke Kya Shayar TheAah  ko chaahiye  ik 'umr  asar hone  takkaun jeeta hai teree zulf ke sar hone tak ? Daam har mauj mein hai halqa-e-sad_kaam-e-nahangdekhain  kya  guzre hai qatre  pe guhar hone tak            Aashiqee  sabr  talab   aur  tamanna   betaabdil ka kya rang karoon khoon-e-jigar hone tak ? Ham ne  maana  ke taghaful na k...  more...
 Navita | 11:55 | 3/Jun/2008
Friends: (320)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: I keep traveling ...
Gambling in Macau,Hong Kong Part IV
One can get a serviceable manicure, pedicure and massage in any town. For true Hong Kong style pampering and pummeling reflexology is the word. Reflexogy booths abound but the best and largest outfits are Happy Foot, just by the Mid Levels Escalator that carries intense – faced locals up and down the vertiginous streets. When I entered I thought it...  more...
 Hardeep singh | 20:34 | 7/Apr/2008
Friends: (403)  | City: Ludhiana  | Interests: cricket,music,wri...
COME HOME EARLY
COME HOME EARLY……..Son: "Daddy, may I ask you a question"Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?" Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour" Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour" "Oh", the little boy replied, with his head do...  more...
 ajay rana | 21:37 | 29/Jan/2008
Friends: (237)  | City: Lucknow  | Interests: Reading, swimming...
Consciousness in the Single Neuron
Are the contents ofconscious perception tied to individual brain cells? Can we use singleneurons to determine someone’s subjective experience? A recent studiespublished in PNASsuggests otherwise: there are no specialized neuronsthat carry information about what enters awareness and what not. If oneholds the picture of a butterfly in front of one ey...  more...
 Arunim Chatt... | 17:09 | 29/May/2008
Friends: (270)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: Everything that m...
The World is Round…
The world is round…         We will meet again and again…         Whenever we meet, I will ask you…         “HOW ARE YOU???”         Hope you will not ask me…             “WHO are you…???”  more...
 rakhi | 16:49 | 4/Feb/2008
Friends: (31)  | City: Ludhiana  | Interests: music,painting,si...
causes of break -up in love
 Every young couple who is in love with each other want to do marriage(exceptions are There),but due to some reasons break-up between two happens.I found some of the causes of break up around me.Which are:(1)The couple may be intercaste and of diff.religion.(2) There may be over age gap between the both(3) Parents disagree/fear of scoiety and paren...  more...
 lata ojha | 23:23 | 9/Jun/2008
Friends: (264)  | City: Kanpur  | Interests: music travelling ...
Zindagi ke ajeeb rang, kabhi dhoop chhaanv ke saath..  to kabhi, chhaanv dhoop ke sang... Shabdon mein ankahaa sabkuch, aur ankahey mein shabdon ki goonj.. Sneh ki sheetalta sahit, vidroh ki tapti kathorta.. Asahmati mein sahmati, kuch vismit,kuch dang.. zindagi  hi to hai..  more...
 Farag Afify | 14:51 | 23/Apr/2008
Friends: (298)  | City: Kuwait  | Interests: Poetry, Photograp...
Missing
Nothing is perfect at all Something is always missing All over the world Eve’s tale: “Pure loving is forbidden”   Look at the Magazine of today, See how many cheaters there The Rosy Pages are gray For dead truth now in the air   Connect your net just to see How they deceive you in e-mail When dishonest became free Has put the values in the jail    more...
 sunil | 05:22 | 21/Nov/2007
Friends: (134)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: smile with joy.
  KASAM             Main  peeta  tha , usne  chhuda  di                                                    apni  kasam  dekar,       Mahfil  me  baitha  to  yaroon  ne  pila  di                                                        uski  kasam  dekar.             SWEET   SMILE...............    more...
 pankaj jain | 13:57 | 17/May/2008
Friends: (168)  | City: Agra  | Interests: Music, Chatting ,...
kamal ke finger
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 BHAVANA BHAN... | 12:09 | 8/Nov/2007
Friends: (120)  | Interests: reading,music.mak...
Greetings
Hi Friends....Sorry friends,i  have stopped writings but today i m here to wish u all.....Happy Diwali..All yr wishes of life get fulfill with happiness n joys and always keep smiling.Yours life sparkles like stars.  more...
 dipa joshi | 14:09 | 29/May/2008
Friends: (25)  | City: Haldwani  | Interests: writing..bout all...
Intajar k vo Lamhe
 Har beeta lamha jahan me ek yaad chod jaata hai agar vo kisi k intjaar mein bitaya gaya ho..Shayad aap sabhi iss baat se sahmat honge ki intjaar chahe jis roop,awaran aur paristithiyon mein kiya jaye kathin hota hai..ashcharya nahi agar aapke vicharon mein ek sundari  ki tasveer apne premi ka intajaar karte hue baar baar ghadi dekh rahi hai aur aa...  more...
 Rakshita Verma | 16:40 | 11/Jun/2008
Friends: (580)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: jokes, poetry, pu...
Random Thoughts of Insanity
          We want people to read our diaries… or we wouldn’t be writing them We want people to read our minds… but we confuse them with words Silence speaks… but we cut it in between for random conversations We day-dream… but we are scared they might just come true  The obvious for you… is sitting on my blind spot  Like energy, love can neither be ...  more...
 K B | 04:39 | 13/Jun/2008
Friends: